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Thursday, August 30, 2007
The funniest groom ever.....



I can't imagine what was going thru the lady's head. What do you think?

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posted by LurLar @ 1:35 PM   19 comments
Friday, August 17, 2007
What is d true definition of a church?.....
A church should be a place where can communicate to God in one accord...

A church should be a place where i can talk to my fellow bethren or my pastor about my life problems without being backstabbed....

A church should be a place that will not judge me for past my actions....

A church should be a place that is free of bacbitters,that only worry about other pple,nd not their own problems.

A church should be a place that is used for the center of salvation,nd not center of making money....

A church should be a place that when am told I LOVE YOU...nd they should mean it.

A church should be a place where i can sing,nd express my feelings freely to my God without sister jane being jealous of me.

A church should be a place that is clique free....If you are not in my cool clique, am free to backbite nd say horrible things about you.

A church should be a place that self worth should be the last thing to think about.

There are many more things going on in churches all over the world that's not even meant to be.

Are we really working for the salvation of our souls,or for the salvation of human approval?

One of my favorite song writers wrote nd sang a song saying: When everything is going on smooth nd fine for you....be careful,bcos very few pple are happy with you progress. Who are the very few pple? The pple that are smiling to your face,nd yet they are wishing you the worst scenario, or pple that dnt show you their eye service expression,but still they wish you the best.

Sometimes i think to myself are we really christians?

I know we are not perfect,but what are you doing to get better?

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posted by LurLar @ 2:36 PM   13 comments
Sunday, August 5, 2007
Rantings about Aunty J...
Hmmmmmmm i dnt even know how to start, well lemme make a list of d things i dislike about her sha(aunty j).
1. Aunty J is a carphobic,roadphobic,highwayphobic,drivingfastphobic(dnt know if dat exist). AuntyJ has a car,nd d only place she drives to is her work place,nd backhome. The thing is that AuntyJ wants you to be her personal driver,if she need to go to the mall,i shld be there or na whala(trouble),if she has doctor's appt,i have to be there to take her there cos we will have to go on the high way to get there,nd she can't drive on the high way. She does this without checking my own schedule,even if i just came back from work,nd am as tired as hell.

2. Not only does she has all this phobia,she has passengerphobia too(lemme explain). whenever am driving or anyone else nd she is sitting on the passenger seat.....it is hell. She starts LurLar you are driving too fast(just 30 on freeway streets)She goes almost having a heart attack.....Lurlar did you not see that trailer coming it almost hit us(moving her body to the opposite side of where the trailer or big vehicle is coming from.... i just roll my eyes nd say to myself: (it's not ur fault). One day i really tortured her life, i was going to cross a major street to a low traffic street, so i stopped the car right in the middle of the road nd there were cars approaching us fast....am sure she almost peed in her pants. She started yelling in yoruba: LurLar wants to kill me oh,LurLar did my enemies sent you to me, LurLar are you ok? Pls Move the car.......i made sure the car coming was not too close nd not far away,nd made sure the street i was heading to was clear. I pressed the accelerator hard,nd slammed the brake......Omo bone oh, i dnt even care how she felt,i accomplished my aim.

3. My auntyJ is the kinda of person that does not like to receive blames but loves to blame pple. She dnt mind buying new clothes for her son....instead of maintaining the old ones by cleaning nd washing very well,but she can point fingers at how dirty some pple r,nd how dey can't maintain their clothes. she complains about how fat some pple r,nd yet she feeds her son candy,nd junk food everyday. she complains when pple give her attitudes,yet she dnt mind being slapped nd told to shut up by her son(for real no joke). If you dare beat her son,nd correct him for doing something wrong.....she starts by complaining that her son has being sick,nd running temp,nd all kinda lies just to make sure u dnt touch him, nd if dey finally do,she takes her son to her room in anger nd compensate him with junk food.

4. Aunty J claims she is a bornagain(picture those kinda pple that dnt wear jewelry nd ties a scarf on their head 24/7)......yet if i describe wat she does nd her opinions you will say WTF?

5. I went to an engagement party(the naija style) with Aunty J,nd groom was really dancing hard,nd Aunty J came to conclusion that the guy was drunk that was why he was dancing like that,i was like that's not true,he might just be happy,nd prolly he just a kinda of person that's not shy.....we started arguing back nd forth. She was like hell no.(Like she was there when the guy was actually drinking).....den i just
dropped the argument,cos i was really getting upset.



There is more.....

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posted by LurLar @ 9:41 PM   19 comments


 
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