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Saturday, September 29, 2007
What kinda MAN are you?
Thnks Queen for hooking me up with this post. If you wanna read the female version click here.

Types of Men
1. Mr. Thug Life
Advantages
a. Real good at making love
b. Fun and exciting
c. Makes you laugh
d. Has your back, will fight and protect you
Disadvantages
a. Usually drinks and smokes too much
b. Always got drama
c. Stays a thug forever
d. In and out of jail

2. Mr. I dont have a girl
Advantages
a. Will take you out in the beginning
b. Will introduce you to all his friends
c. Compliments you all the time
Disadvantages
a. Has a girlfriend who he's been with since the 2nd grade
b. Will not get rid of her
c. He tells you about her after you've fallen in love with his ass

3. Mr. Big Baller
Advantages
a. Will give you money with no questions asked
b. Has a lot of style to him
c. Will show you some of the nice things in life
Disadvantages
a. Never returns your pages
b. Feels he can come to your house at any given time without calling first
c. Loves to be around his boys more than you.
4. Mr. I'm in the industry
Advantages
a. Can get you and your friends on the guest list at all the best parties in town.
b. Can have a decent stimulating conversation.
c. He is a dress to kill guy.
Disadvantages
a. You don't know if he's gay, straight or bi
b. Seems flighty when you speak of a solid commitment
c. You still have to wait in line to get in all the jumpin parties, then there's drama at the door
d. All he has is a bunch of pictures with celebrities but he doesn't know them personally
5. Mr. intellectual
Advantages
a. Book smart
b. Cares about how you feel
c. Has a very good job
Disadvantages
a. Boring as hell
b. Doesn't know what the hell he's doin in bed
c. He is not street smart
d. Always asking you when can he see you again
6. Mr. Ghetto
Advantages
a. THE BOMB IN BED!!!!!
b. Makes you laugh
c. Got mad style and flava
d. Has a temper, but generally a charming sweet guy
e. Says/looks like he wants a real relationship
Disadvantages
a. He got 3 or more baby mommy's
b. Wants to lay up in your crib, use the phone, and eat up all the food
c. Is in denial when you tell him about himself
d. Comes home at 3:00 am and says he was out with his boys

7. Mr. I'm a rightoues black man
Advantages
a. Will teach you about black history
b. Revolutionary
c. Inspiring & gives to you spiritually & emotionally life lessons
d. Wants a wife and family./The african way.
Disadvantages
a. Breaks up with you for a white girl
b. Mo money-doesn't have a job
c. Doesn't own a nice suit, always wearing camouflage
d. In the end, you find out he is just a trifling, con mothafucka

8. Mr. Too damn good
Advantages
a. Will introduce you to his mother
b. Has a job and will take you out
c. Will give you money for your bills
d. Sometimes he goes to church on Sunday
Disadvantages
a. Secretly wants to be Mr. Thug Life
b. Wears fake Movado & Rolex watches when he goes to the club
c. Ignores you when the game is on
d. You find out after you break up with him that he was cheating on you

9. Mr. Player
Advantages
a. Will tell you that you're not the only one
b. Sometimes he's fairly decent in bed
c. He tells you that you've changed him and he's ready to settle down
d. Has his own apartment and car (invites you to move in with him)
Disadvantages
a. He doesn't acknowledge you in public, especially if there's women around
b. Generally he is a punk (won't stand up for anything)
c. He expects you to believe all his lies
d. After you catch his liyin' ass, he tells you that he told you that he was a playa in the beginning anyway.

10. Mr. I have a job
Advantages
a. Of course.... he has a job
b. Doesn't have too many bad habits
c. Will take care of you when you're sick
d. Tells you that he is in love with you
Disadvantages
a. You stay in the relationship 2 years or more and then find out he's a shiftless, lazy son-of-a-bitch who wants you to do all the wifely duties but won't give you a ring
b. He ends up telling you that he loves you, but is not "in love" with you
c. After he leaves you he gets married a month later

11. Mr. Best friend
Advantages
a. He's your best friend, you tell each other everything, you get along very well .
b.He gives you advice when you and your man are having problems
c. The ultimate gentleman
d. Sweet and caring with a good sense of humor
Disadvantages
a. You end up hooking up with him

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12. Mr. Right
Who told you there is Mr.Right? Except if you going to stay in ur father's house forever.Trust me all guys have a lil bit of something wrong somewhere. May God bless us with the right person that suits our personality.

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