| Tuesday, September 11, 2007 |
| What kinda of lady are you? |
There are different kinds of ladies out there ya'all.Ladies which one are you? Guys which one do you want you lady to be?
enjoy...
1. Ms. Gold-Digger
Advantages
a. You have someone to manage your money.
b. She always looks good.
c. She makes your other boys jealous.
d. She makes you look good.
Disadvantages
a. When you get broke she'll be gone and take what you have left.
b. She makes sure she has a child by you to sue you for child support.
c. Once your boy comes up she'll be on his arm the next day.
2. Ms. Freak (secret lover)
Advantages
a. She knows all the right positions.
b. She'll try everything more than once.
c. You're never unsatisfied.
d. She'll do all the things your girl won't do.
e. She doesn't mind being your freak, as long as she catches one too.
Disadvantages
a. Eventually, because she's a female, she'll end up catching feelings.
b. She starts to act like she's your "main".
c. She messes with ya boy and act like you in the wrong for telling that she's a freak.
d. Eventually her stuff gets old. And you need a replacement.
3. Ms. Independent
Advantages
a. You don't have to worry about buying her anything. She got it.
b. She's intelligent, sassy, confident and determined.
c. She's great for (business) conversation.
d. She keeps it real and has goals.
e. She knows how to please a man.
Disadvantages
a. She will continuously let you know, that she can handle it on her own.
b. She will eventually say forget you and get a dildo.
c. She will consider you another one her play toys, or goals.
4. Ms. Dyme
Advantages
a. She's top of the line.
b. She stays looking like a fantasy.
c. She has the body of a goddess with the face to match.
d. She considers herself a "model"
e. All the girls envy her, but she doesn't care.
Disadvantages
a. She's superficial. She cares only about her looks.
b. She honestly lacks confidence and will annoy you about the way she looks.
c. She's probably dumb as hell and if she's not her personality is dry.
d. You have to constantly keep your game up because every kat is gonna try to get her.
5. Ms. Tomboy
Advantages
a. She's cool and laid back.
b. She'll be willing to play rough with you.
c. Of course, she loves sports.
d. Her body is athletically divine.
e. She's easy to talk to and fun to be around.
f. She's a diamond in the rough.
Disadvantages
a. She'll remind you too much of your boy.
b. She might not want to change her appearance.
c. She might actually beat you in basketball, football and track.
6. Ms. Ghetto
Advantages
a. She's not afraid of any other female or male. She will fight to keep you.
b. She's down for you. She'll be there to bail you out of jail.
c. She's always stays fresh.
d. She can cook up a storm. She can make the best out of a bad situation.
e. She keeps it real and keeps you satisfied.
Disadvantages
a. She doesn't know how to act in public.
b. Your mom can't stand her.
c. You get into it with her every other second.
d. She's willing to fight another girl looking at you PERIOD!!!!.
e. Her weave colors are distracting and her vocabulary is minimal .
7. Ms. Good Girl
Advantages
a. She's always there for you.
b. She's intelligent, classy, kind, sweet and cool.
c. Your mother loves her.
d. You can see yourself falling in love with her.
e. You are her first everything.
f. She makes you feel like a man.
g. 8/10 you will be her first sex partner
Disadvantages
a. She's an A or B situation either: A. You're not gonna get any until ya'll are married or she will make you wait A LONG TIME or at least till he feel like you really like her and not just tryin to get some.. or.... B. She said she never done it she said she never tried she's sitting there telling a lie.
8. Ms. Main
Advantages
a. She is the one you respect.
b. She probably may know about the others but might not care.
c. She has all the qualities you want in a female.
d. You've been with her forever.
Disadvantages
a. She starts getting very suspicious and calls you every moment.
b. She will devise a plan to catch you in your act and then kick your ass.
9. Ms. Psycho
Advantages
a. She's fun and spontaneous.
b. She's down to earth.
c. She loves you unconditionally.
d. Everything about her is too good to be true. So everyone loves her.
e. She makes you feel loved.
Disadvantages
a. Don't you break up with her. She will stalk your ass.
b. She keeps pictures of you everywhere and knows everything about you.
c. She can manipulate the hell out of you.
d. She will consider herself wifey even if she may just be that chick on the side.
e. Messing with her can make your life a living hell.
10. Ms. I have a Man.
Advantages
a. She may have a man but she'll mess with you anyway.
b. She looks good.
c. You have an intense night of passion with her.
Disadvantages
a. She'll always come crying to you about the problems with her man.
b. She'll get you caught up and then leave you anyway for her man.
c. If you piss her off she'll get her man to come beat your ass.
d. She'll unofficially make you her man once she gets pissed off at her real man.
11. Ms. Tease
Advantages
a. She's tempting and a nice piece of eye candy.
b. She's intelligent, athletic, respectable and SEXXXXXXY.
c. She knows how to turn you on without touching you.
d. Everything she does is just so sensual.
e. She can bring you to that point and make you wait to get it.
f. Every time you see her you catch a mini orgasm.
g. Every kat wants her cause she's so mysterious and that makes you want to get her first.
Disadvantages
a. NO matter what you think or do you never get it.
b. She probably has a long distance boyfriend somewhere that you will never know about.
c. She gets you hard and leaves you like that. (Unbearable)
12. MRS. RIGHT
Advantages
a. She is not sexy, fine, or a dyme but she is BEAUTIFUL and therefore encompasses all of these descriptions.
b. She is intelligent, sassy, funny, outgoing, determined, strong and classy.
c. She can cook or at least order a meal that is just like your mother's.
d. Her personality is just as beautiful as her body.
e. She believes in God and follows his virtues.
f. She knows that a relationship requires a 200% quota yet she gives her man an extra 10%.
g. She can please her man in anyway. Mentally, Spiritually, and Sexually.
h. She makes you recognize your full potential as a man and completes you.
i. She's always there for, no matter what your dreams are.
j. She's not afraid to tell you the truth and set you straight.
k. You can talk to her and confide in her, she's your best friend.
l. You love being around her more than your boys.
m. You can share your most intimate moments with her without sex.
n. You can have a bad argument with her and then have the BEST Mind Numbing and passionate love making fest ever.
o. She's always willing to find a way to work out your problems and will often take most of your shit. But she's also intelligent enough to leave.
p. She's nothing like any other girls you've met. She's your woman. THE RIGHT ONE
Disadvantage: You've probably met her, or had her in your life but got too consumed with Mrs 1- Mrs 11 that you let her go !
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posted by LurLar @ 7:34 PM  |
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I am first, so what do i get for stalking ur blog?
I pray and hope i am Miss. Right for my baby.
Nice post, got me laughing and moments of reflection too.
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lol..oriented.Ok i will give u gugru nd epa*wink* or u want baba dudu?lol.Thnks for stopping by.
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LOL, very nice post. Most of the descriptions are actually true and then in the end see what the guy gets, hahaha!
How'v u been?
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wow lular great post and I think you were on-point from 1 to 12...
it's all true and I must say they all have traits I'd like in a woman
and its so funny that I'd prolly came across Miss right more than once and messed up but I guess I wasn't ready for all that
BTW
can I have permission to come back and read/comment again when am in a different frame of mine?
I'll holla
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ehmm...I think I fall in the Ms. Tom Boy category...*sniff*sniff*
lol Ms. Psycho will pour pepsi in ur gas tank...flatten ur tires...lol
good post Lola
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next time let me know when u update!...or I go vex!!!!
lol
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We always let the good ones go...
Advice to all da guyz, if you have Ms. Psycho or have had...then you better start praying she never remembers where you live. Ever watched a Thin Line Between Love & Hate then you know what I am talking about.
Sparkle...If she no let u ko wetin u go do???
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lol! nice one....I was about to ask where the average lady falls...cos it all seems like extremes until I read Mrs Right....tho I bet she has her disadvantages too. Em...I think i was one Mrs. Right....then he let me go and I was like it ain't worth it anyways....so I guess i now fall into a lil' bit of each of those other categories... worefa..nice post neways.
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I prefer the gugru and epa oh...abeg send am quick quick...no be easy job to be first, so i deserve am.
I am still tryin to figure out which category i fall into.
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@ chicala...thnks for stopping by.I have definately being dong since the idols,i got some t.v shows,nd am in a movie that features me beating Sparkle.Watch out it's coming out in JAN 08...
@DOG take ur time pls....honestly i have always being a MS Tease,b4 i met the right person.
@Sparkle...na which kain MS.Tom boy u be? i forgot to put ur own special category(MS.Winch)...lol.
@Opeke....you know one pleasure i love most? Ex falling into the hands of MS.Psycho...
@labelle...thnk you for stopping by. Oh gurl i agree with you.MS.Right is always pushed one or the other to fall into other categories.
@Oriented...no worry,ur guguru nd epa,is coming soon. Me sef see the kain marathon wey u run to become the first. So you deserve it.You want pepsi orobo to go along with it?lol
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Very funny and interesting Ms this and that. My boyfriend laughed when he read the post. I even sent the link to 2 of my friends. They tot this page was very funny. They laughed at the Ms this and that and the funny groom. Your blog is now one of my friend's favorite blog.
Weldone gurl.
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Vera..u got me blushing there for a min.Thnks a lot.
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I JUST WANT TO CLEAR MYSELF HERE. I WAS JUST PASSING BY DEAR SEUN, DAIRY OF A G AND EXSCHOOLNERD'S BLOG TODAY.LOL AND BEHOLD I SAW THE NAME NADINE THERE. I WAS SO SHOCKED. SOMEONE HAS BEING GOING AROUND LEAVING COMMENTS ON PEOPLES BLOG AS NADINE. I BELIEVE THERE ARE SO MANY OTHER BLOGS THE PERSON LEFT A COMMENT WITH THE NAME NADINE. JUST TO LET THE PEOPLE OF BLOGVILLE KNOW THAT IT'S NOT THE REAL NADINE THAT HAS BEING LEAVING THOSE COMMENTS. INCASE U GUYS SEE A COMMENT WRITTEN BY NADINE ON YOUR BLOG, JUST KNOW AM NOT THE ONE.THE PERSON CAME TO TERRORIZE YOUR BLOG.
WHOEVEAR YOU ARE.....
THERE ARE SO MANY NAMES IN THIS WORLD U CAN USE NOT NADINE. NADINE IS A VERY UNIQUE NAME. WHY DID YOU DECIDE TO USE THE NAME NADINE?. YOU ARE ON A MISSION TO GET PEOPLE TO HATE ME. IS REALLY NOT GONNA WORK OUT FOR YOU. YOU ARE DOING YOURSELF NOT ME.I BET THIS IS THE FIRST TYM U'VE HEARD THE NAME NADINE IN YOUR WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE.I'VE FINALLY LEFT THE NAME FOR YOU. YOU EVEN HAD THE AUDACITY TO OPEN A BLOG WITH THE NAME NADINE. WHY DID YOU DELETE THE BLOG? IS IT BCOS U FINALLY REALIZED YOU WERE DUMB? I'M ASSURING WHOEVA YOU ARE..U R GONNA BE CAPTURED ONE DAY. KEEP GOOFING AROUND.
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This is tew funny..i can't stop lafing..hehehehehh
girl..u r a trip.LOL
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I like this..
Nice post...
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I'd like a blend of Mss. 2, 3, 6 & 8!
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I apologise for my being away for so long. The tests are over now i'm back..even though for a while.
I used to be Ms. No. 3
Now i think i'm Ms. No. 9.
We always argue about it with P.S
Very nice post though..and thanx for passing by
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Ok, i think we men will want a lil bit of all them ladies even with their shortcomings, crazy, wild, spontaneous, caring, loving, home manager, etc
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U are welcome LurLar. You are now a star amongst my friends who read blogs. Cheers.
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too complicating to choose....
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I am definately Miss main...get suspicious real quck and kick your ass out...
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LOL@using wife to do GF...
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I CAN'T SEEM TO CHOOSE WHICH ONE I WANNA BE. I LIKE ONE OR TWO CHARACTERISTICS FROM ALL. LOL I AM A TRIP, I KNOW.
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I think I am a 3, 5, 7, 8 and 12 combo.
Lol at the descriptions, they are on point.
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Ha...I think I am a bit of each, minus their shortcomings. They seems a bit drastic. LOL...loves this. I have to send you the one on the 10 types of men. It's hilarious.
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Oh yeah...email me @ Duchessqui@gmail.com and I will send it to you.
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I am first, so what do i get for stalking ur blog?
I pray and hope i am Miss. Right for my baby.
Nice post, got me laughing and moments of reflection too.