| Sunday, August 5, 2007 |
| Rantings about Aunty J... |
Hmmmmmmm i dnt even know how to start, well lemme make a list of d things i dislike about her sha(aunty j).
1. Aunty J is a carphobic,roadphobic,highwayphobic,drivingfastphobic(dnt know if dat exist). AuntyJ has a car,nd d only place she drives to is her work place,nd backhome. The thing is that AuntyJ wants you to be her personal driver,if she need to go to the mall,i shld be there or na whala(trouble),if she has doctor's appt,i have to be there to take her there cos we will have to go on the high way to get there,nd she can't drive on the high way. She does this without checking my own schedule,even if i just came back from work,nd am as tired as hell.
2. Not only does she has all this phobia,she has passengerphobia too(lemme explain). whenever am driving or anyone else nd she is sitting on the passenger seat.....it is hell. She starts LurLar you are driving too fast(just 30 on freeway streets)She goes almost having a heart attack.....Lurlar did you not see that trailer coming it almost hit us(moving her body to the opposite side of where the trailer or big vehicle is coming from.... i just roll my eyes nd say to myself: (it's not ur fault). One day i really tortured her life, i was going to cross a major street to a low traffic street, so i stopped the car right in the middle of the road nd there were cars approaching us fast....am sure she almost peed in her pants. She started yelling in yoruba: LurLar wants to kill me oh,LurLar did my enemies sent you to me, LurLar are you ok? Pls Move the car.......i made sure the car coming was not too close nd not far away,nd made sure the street i was heading to was clear. I pressed the accelerator hard,nd slammed the brake......Omo bone oh, i dnt even care how she felt,i accomplished my aim.
3. My auntyJ is the kinda of person that does not like to receive blames but loves to blame pple. She dnt mind buying new clothes for her son....instead of maintaining the old ones by cleaning nd washing very well,but she can point fingers at how dirty some pple r,nd how dey can't maintain their clothes. she complains about how fat some pple r,nd yet she feeds her son candy,nd junk food everyday. she complains when pple give her attitudes,yet she dnt mind being slapped nd told to shut up by her son(for real no joke). If you dare beat her son,nd correct him for doing something wrong.....she starts by complaining that her son has being sick,nd running temp,nd all kinda lies just to make sure u dnt touch him, nd if dey finally do,she takes her son to her room in anger nd compensate him with junk food.
4. Aunty J claims she is a bornagain(picture those kinda pple that dnt wear jewelry nd ties a scarf on their head 24/7)......yet if i describe wat she does nd her opinions you will say WTF?
5. I went to an engagement party(the naija style) with Aunty J,nd groom was really dancing hard,nd Aunty J came to conclusion that the guy was drunk that was why he was dancing like that,i was like that's not true,he might just be happy,nd prolly he just a kinda of person that's not shy.....we started arguing back nd forth. She was like hell no.(Like she was there when the guy was actually drinking).....den i just
dropped the argument,cos i was really getting upset.
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posted by LurLar @ 9:41 PM  |
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na wa o...abi no be dis US we all dey... d pikin dey slap am, tell herto shut up...na so d thing dey start o
till he turns 18, he might as well beat his mom up then run into d streets
lmao@highwayphobic...u're not d only one dat goes tru that...make I no go into details....na wa for Aunty J o...she needs someone to talk to her
yeye ppl wey dey call dem selves xtians...na dem dey crucify jesus over and over again...abeg con yarn me tory abeg
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dem suppose give u award for ur first race on dis blogville.......well sha it's all good oh.
My sistah dey have talked to aunty j,but u know when pple believe in their own opnions...no one else.
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i know how annoying that can be
what's even worse is you can't tell thme how you feel
Once you tell them they're wrong 4 something, they find it disrespectful.
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Hehehehe, some of us do have them! So funny! But she sounds like she was smothered at childhood...
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nice new template..i like..so much better than the old pne..let me go n read the post o
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I dey go report you to your Aunty say u dey blog about her...so you better come beg me quick o...Wetin bi u Aunty name sef???
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Just let Aunty J catch you.... I like this new template o!
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does not like to receive blames but loves to blame pple......
for sure i have come across a lot of people of that nature.
Good at blaming and afraid of being blamed...they are like snakes...
Eh! thanks for stopping by my unniversary...
its your kind who make blogging fun...
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aunty J...huh!!! a charactor..
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oh boy, i can't stand such aunties ehn, we have this sunty that we all run away from, trust me, if you ever get stuck with her, its over...
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..every naija family, has one of those type of aunties..hehe.
as my mum says, we do not get to choose our family....thats why we have such a mix..hehe
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I'll holla
I see you've gone pink
sweeeet
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I know what it means to be around people like that.
Itz always not a pleasant experience
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LURLAR YOU ARE TOO FUNNY. THIS CAR FEAR REMINDS ME OF MY MOTHER AND HER TWO SISTERS. MY SISTER IS BECOMIGN ONE TOO, HOLDING ON EVERY THINE YOU HIT THE BREAKS WITH A LOOK ON HER FACE LIKE YOU ARE PLANNING TO KILL HER. LOL.
NICE POST YOUR AUNTY J IS A TRIP.
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lmao.. aunty j is hilarious.. i'm probably saying this cos i'm just reading it.. i can only imagine the sometime frustration you feel...
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Hey, LurLar!
(feel free to erase/delete this comment as it does not pertain to your original post--I couldn't find your email address on your site.)
My name is Lucy Dee and I'm a black female standup comedienne in NYC.
I caught wind of your blog via a fellow blogger's blogroll.
Based on your very worldly blog, I figured you might be interested in my most recent post on Metabigotry in comedy.
I'm trying to "get the word out," and I decided to drop you a line.
Perhaps, you would be interested in stopping by my spot and giving your opinion?
Thank you again, and thanks for being such an open-minded citizen.
My blog:
The Quest For Comedic Stardom
http://standup101.blogspot.com
best
Lucy
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PHEW! Update now
kai! we go sue u o
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ROTFLMAO!!!
I love the trips wey u catch on Aunty J... LMAO!!! Seem exactly like something I would do... hehehehehehehe
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