| Friday, July 27, 2007 |
| Nice Twist |
A man gets on a bus and sees a pretty young nun.
He sits down next to her, and pleads with her:
"You are so attractive and I must have sexwith you.
No," she replies, "I'm married to God."
She stands up, and gets off at the next stop.
The man is devastated.
The bus driver, who overheard,turns to the man and says:
"I can tell you how to get to make love with her!
"Yeah?", says the man. "Yeah!" say the bus driver."
She goes to the cemetery every Tuesday night at midnight to pray.
So all you have to do is dress up in a robe with a hood, put some of that glowing powder stuff in your beard, and pop up in the cemetery claiming to be an Angel.
"The man promises to give it a Try, and arrives at the cemetery dressed as suggested on the next Tuesday night.
"I am an Angel," he declares to the nun, keeping the hood low about His face.
"God has directed me to make love with you."
The nun agrees without question, but begs him to restrict himself to anal sex, as she is desperate not to lose her virginity.
The man agrees, and promptly has his wicked way with her.
This was the best sex he had ever had.
After finishing, he jumps up and throws back his hood with a flourish."Ha-ha," he laughed happily.
"Surprise surprise, I am the man from the bus!
"Ha-ha," replied the nun. "Surprise surprise I am the bus driver and I am gay!!
Friendship doubles your joys, and divides your sorrows..>Labels: jokes |
posted by LurLar @ 6:33 PM  |
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lmao...ohh hell to the no no!!!
lol
good one
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serves him right lol
well at lease he can say he enjoyed it
happy weekend
btw
I absolutely loved your reply on my recent post
your words were precise concerning the issue
I respect your insightful thoughts
thank you
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ololololo!
serves him right for wanting to sleep with one of God's chicks.
i didnt see that one coming
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I read this before ..
hahahahahahhahahah wwas my response
and it still is.
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lmao.. he deserved that.. hehe... dang that was funny as hell.. i could just picture the look on his face...
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wasssap, that was fucking funny, shit mehn
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HAHAHAHAHHAH THIS IS A GOOD ONE. WOW LOL
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hahhhahahahaaaa! where u from dey get all dis jokes sef? serves him rite!
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Omg!!!WTF!!! Now, ain't the bus driver one smart sonafabitch ;)
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Dayum what in the name of expensive label gave that driver that
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I mean dayum where in the name of expensive label did the bus driver get that kind of agbari, chai.
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Ohhhhh1 my goodness.... i would have never thought of anything more interesting than this.....
that was a story,, and how unfortunate the guy was..That excited and its cut in pieces?
That was it....woooh!!
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iam wondering what i would have done....
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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lmao i've read this a cuple times but it gets me every single time...
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U have made my day...this is so funnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaha
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