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Saturday, September 29, 2007

What kinda MAN are you?

Thnks Queen for hooking me up with this post. If you wanna read the female version click here.

Types of Men
1. Mr. Thug Life
Advantages
a. Real good at making love
b. Fun and exciting
c. Makes you laugh
d. Has your back, will fight and protect you
Disadvantages
a. Usually drinks and smokes too much
b. Always got drama
c. Stays a thug forever
d. In and out of jail

2. Mr. I dont have a girl
Advantages
a. Will take you out in the beginning
b. Will introduce you to all his friends
c. Compliments you all the time
Disadvantages
a. Has a girlfriend who he's been with since the 2nd grade
b. Will not get rid of her
c. He tells you about her after you've fallen in love with his ass

3. Mr. Big Baller
Advantages
a. Will give you money with no questions asked
b. Has a lot of style to him
c. Will show you some of the nice things in life
Disadvantages
a. Never returns your pages
b. Feels he can come to your house at any given time without calling first
c. Loves to be around his boys more than you.
4. Mr. I'm in the industry
Advantages
a. Can get you and your friends on the guest list at all the best parties in town.
b. Can have a decent stimulating conversation.
c. He is a dress to kill guy.
Disadvantages
a. You don't know if he's gay, straight or bi
b. Seems flighty when you speak of a solid commitment
c. You still have to wait in line to get in all the jumpin parties, then there's drama at the door
d. All he has is a bunch of pictures with celebrities but he doesn't know them personally
5. Mr. intellectual
Advantages
a. Book smart
b. Cares about how you feel
c. Has a very good job
Disadvantages
a. Boring as hell
b. Doesn't know what the hell he's doin in bed
c. He is not street smart
d. Always asking you when can he see you again
6. Mr. Ghetto
Advantages
a. THE BOMB IN BED!!!!!
b. Makes you laugh
c. Got mad style and flava
d. Has a temper, but generally a charming sweet guy
e. Says/looks like he wants a real relationship
Disadvantages
a. He got 3 or more baby mommy's
b. Wants to lay up in your crib, use the phone, and eat up all the food
c. Is in denial when you tell him about himself
d. Comes home at 3:00 am and says he was out with his boys

7. Mr. I'm a rightoues black man
Advantages
a. Will teach you about black history
b. Revolutionary
c. Inspiring & gives to you spiritually & emotionally life lessons
d. Wants a wife and family./The african way.
Disadvantages
a. Breaks up with you for a white girl
b. Mo money-doesn't have a job
c. Doesn't own a nice suit, always wearing camouflage
d. In the end, you find out he is just a trifling, con mothafucka

8. Mr. Too damn good
Advantages
a. Will introduce you to his mother
b. Has a job and will take you out
c. Will give you money for your bills
d. Sometimes he goes to church on Sunday
Disadvantages
a. Secretly wants to be Mr. Thug Life
b. Wears fake Movado & Rolex watches when he goes to the club
c. Ignores you when the game is on
d. You find out after you break up with him that he was cheating on you

9. Mr. Player
Advantages
a. Will tell you that you're not the only one
b. Sometimes he's fairly decent in bed
c. He tells you that you've changed him and he's ready to settle down
d. Has his own apartment and car (invites you to move in with him)
Disadvantages
a. He doesn't acknowledge you in public, especially if there's women around
b. Generally he is a punk (won't stand up for anything)
c. He expects you to believe all his lies
d. After you catch his liyin' ass, he tells you that he told you that he was a playa in the beginning anyway.

10. Mr. I have a job
Advantages
a. Of course.... he has a job
b. Doesn't have too many bad habits
c. Will take care of you when you're sick
d. Tells you that he is in love with you
Disadvantages
a. You stay in the relationship 2 years or more and then find out he's a shiftless, lazy son-of-a-bitch who wants you to do all the wifely duties but won't give you a ring
b. He ends up telling you that he loves you, but is not "in love" with you
c. After he leaves you he gets married a month later

11. Mr. Best friend
Advantages
a. He's your best friend, you tell each other everything, you get along very well .
b.He gives you advice when you and your man are having problems
c. The ultimate gentleman
d. Sweet and caring with a good sense of humor
Disadvantages
a. You end up hooking up with him

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12. Mr. Right

Who told you there is Mr.Right? Except if you going to stay in ur father's house forever.Trust me all guys have a lil bit of something wrong somewhere. May God bless us with the right person that suits our personality.

Labels: Life issues

posted by LurLar @ 11:01 AM 26 comments

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

What kinda of lady are you?

There are different kinds of ladies out there ya'all.Ladies which one are you? Guys which one do you want you lady to be?

enjoy...

1. Ms. Gold-Digger

Advantages
a. You have someone to manage your money.
b. She always looks good.
c. She makes your other boys jealous.
d. She makes you look good.

Disadvantages
a. When you get broke she'll be gone and take what you have left.
b. She makes sure she has a child by you to sue you for child support.
c. Once your boy comes up she'll be on his arm the next day.

2. Ms. Freak (secret lover)

Advantages
a. She knows all the right positions.
b. She'll try everything more than once.
c. You're never unsatisfied.
d. She'll do all the things your girl won't do.
e. She doesn't mind being your freak, as long as she catches one too.

Disadvantages
a. Eventually, because she's a female, she'll end up catching feelings.
b. She starts to act like she's your "main".
c. She messes with ya boy and act like you in the wrong for telling that she's a freak.
d. Eventually her stuff gets old. And you need a replacement.

3. Ms. Independent

Advantages
a. You don't have to worry about buying her anything. She got it.
b. She's intelligent, sassy, confident and determined.
c. She's great for (business) conversation.
d. She keeps it real and has goals.
e. She knows how to please a man.

Disadvantages
a. She will continuously let you know, that she can handle it on her own.
b. She will eventually say forget you and get a dildo.
c. She will consider you another one her play toys, or goals.

4. Ms. Dyme

Advantages
a. She's top of the line.
b. She stays looking like a fantasy.
c. She has the body of a goddess with the face to match.
d. She considers herself a "model"
e. All the girls envy her, but she doesn't care.

Disadvantages
a. She's superficial. She cares only about her looks.
b. She honestly lacks confidence and will annoy you about the way she looks.
c. She's probably dumb as hell and if she's not her personality is dry.
d. You have to constantly keep your game up because every kat is gonna try to get her.

5. Ms. Tomboy

Advantages
a. She's cool and laid back.
b. She'll be willing to play rough with you.
c. Of course, she loves sports.
d. Her body is athletically divine.
e. She's easy to talk to and fun to be around.
f. She's a diamond in the rough.

Disadvantages
a. She'll remind you too much of your boy.
b. She might not want to change her appearance.
c. She might actually beat you in basketball, football and track.

6. Ms. Ghetto

Advantages
a. She's not afraid of any other female or male. She will fight to keep you.
b. She's down for you. She'll be there to bail you out of jail.
c. She's always stays fresh.
d. She can cook up a storm. She can make the best out of a bad situation.
e. She keeps it real and keeps you satisfied.

Disadvantages
a. She doesn't know how to act in public.
b. Your mom can't stand her.
c. You get into it with her every other second.
d. She's willing to fight another girl looking at you PERIOD!!!!.
e. Her weave colors are distracting and her vocabulary is minimal .

7. Ms. Good Girl

Advantages
a. She's always there for you.
b. She's intelligent, classy, kind, sweet and cool.
c. Your mother loves her.
d. You can see yourself falling in love with her.
e. You are her first everything.
f. She makes you feel like a man.
g. 8/10 you will be her first sex partner

Disadvantages
a. She's an A or B situation either: A. You're not gonna get any until ya'll are married or she will make you wait A LONG TIME or at least till he feel like you really like her and not just tryin to get some.. or.... B. She said she never done it she said she never tried she's sitting there telling a lie.

8. Ms. Main

Advantages
a. She is the one you respect.
b. She probably may know about the others but might not care.
c. She has all the qualities you want in a female.
d. You've been with her forever.

Disadvantages
a. She starts getting very suspicious and calls you every moment.
b. She will devise a plan to catch you in your act and then kick your ass.

9. Ms. Psycho

Advantages
a. She's fun and spontaneous.
b. She's down to earth.
c. She loves you unconditionally.
d. Everything about her is too good to be true. So everyone loves her.
e. She makes you feel loved.

Disadvantages
a. Don't you break up with her. She will stalk your ass.
b. She keeps pictures of you everywhere and knows everything about you.
c. She can manipulate the hell out of you.
d. She will consider herself wifey even if she may just be that chick on the side.
e. Messing with her can make your life a living hell.

10. Ms. I have a Man.

Advantages
a. She may have a man but she'll mess with you anyway.
b. She looks good.
c. You have an intense night of passion with her.

Disadvantages
a. She'll always come crying to you about the problems with her man.
b. She'll get you caught up and then leave you anyway for her man.
c. If you piss her off she'll get her man to come beat your ass.
d. She'll unofficially make you her man once she gets pissed off at her real man.

11. Ms. Tease

Advantages
a. She's tempting and a nice piece of eye candy.
b. She's intelligent, athletic, respectable and SEXXXXXXY.
c. She knows how to turn you on without touching you.
d. Everything she does is just so sensual.
e. She can bring you to that point and make you wait to get it.
f. Every time you see her you catch a mini orgasm.
g. Every kat wants her cause she's so mysterious and that makes you want to get her first.

Disadvantages
a. NO matter what you think or do you never get it.
b. She probably has a long distance boyfriend somewhere that you will never know about.
c. She gets you hard and leaves you like that. (Unbearable)

12. MRS. RIGHT

Advantages
a. She is not sexy, fine, or a dyme but she is BEAUTIFUL and therefore encompasses all of these descriptions.
b. She is intelligent, sassy, funny, outgoing, determined, strong and classy.
c. She can cook or at least order a meal that is just like your mother's.
d. Her personality is just as beautiful as her body.
e. She believes in God and follows his virtues.
f. She knows that a relationship requires a 200% quota yet she gives her man an extra 10%.
g. She can please her man in anyway. Mentally, Spiritually, and Sexually.
h. She makes you recognize your full potential as a man and completes you.
i. She's always there for, no matter what your dreams are.
j. She's not afraid to tell you the truth and set you straight.
k. You can talk to her and confide in her, she's your best friend.
l. You love being around her more than your boys.
m. You can share your most intimate moments with her without sex.
n. You can have a bad argument with her and then have the BEST Mind Numbing and passionate love making fest ever.
o. She's always willing to find a way to work out your problems and will often take most of your shit. But she's also intelligent enough to leave.
p. She's nothing like any other girls you've met. She's your woman. THE RIGHT ONE

Disadvantage: You've probably met her, or had her in your life but got too consumed with Mrs 1- Mrs 11 that you let her go !

Labels: Life issues

posted by LurLar @ 7:34 PM 27 comments

Sunday, June 10, 2007

God why did you make me black?

See for urself why God made the black skin pple.........It's a poem,nd yea it's long!!!!but it's worth it.

Lord .... Why did you make me black?
Why did you make someone
the world would hold back?

Black is the color of dirty clothes,
of grimy hands and feet...
Black is the color of darkness,
of tired beaten streets...Why did you give me thick lips,

a broad nose and kinky hair?
Why did you create someone

who receives the hated stare

Black is the color of the bruised eye
when someone gets hurt...
Black is the color of darkness,
black is the color of dirt.

Why is my bone structure so thick,
my hips and cheeks so high?
Why are my eyes brown,
and not the color of the sky?

Why do people think I'm useless?
How come I feel so used?
Why do people see my skin
and think I should be abused?

Lord, I just don't understand...
What is it about my skin?
Why is it some people want to hate me
and not know the person within?

Black is what people are "Labeled"
when others want to keep them away...
Black is the color of shadows cast...
Black is the end of the day.

Lord you know my own people mistreat me,
and you know this just ain't right...
They don't like my hair, they don't like my
skin, as they say I'm too dark or too light!

Lord, don't you think
it's time to make a change?
Why don't you redo creation
and make everyone the same?

GOD's Reply:

Why did I make you black?

Why did I make you black?

I made you in the color of coal
from which beautiful diamonds are formed...
I made you in the color of oil,
the black gold which keeps people warm.

Your color is the same as the rich dark soil
that grows the food you need...
Your color is the same as the black stallion and
panther, Oh what majestic creatures indeed!

All colors of the heavenly rainbow
can be found throughout every nation...
When all these colors are blended,
you become my greatest creation!

Your hair is the texture of lamb's wool,
such a beautiful creature is he...
I am the shepherd who watches them,
I will ALWAYS watch over thee!

You are the color of the midnight sky,
I put star glitter in your eyes...
There's a beautiful smile hidden behind your pain...
That's why your cheeks are so high!

You are the color of dark clouds
from the hurricanes I create in September...
I made your lips so full and thick,
so when you kiss...they will remember!

Your stature is strong,
your bone structure thick to withstand the
burden of time...
The reflection you see in the mirror,
that image that looks back,..that is MINE!

So get off your knees,
look in the mirror and tell me what you see?
I didn't make you in the image of darkness...
I made you in the image of ME!

Well enuff reason for me......nd i know these are just few of the reason why he made me a BLACK WOMAN.Convincing enuff for u?

Labels: Life issues

posted by LurLar @ 1:24 AM 15 comments

Tuesday, June 5, 2007

Lets Stop Hating on each other.

Voice Comment....am loving it. Nice piece that i think u shld be shared among sistahs(not only ur mama pikin)lol. U think it's too long abi? read it first and u will see it's worth every single minute.

Ok...so I walk in and you see me. You see that my hair is done, my
outfit is fierce and I carry myself like a lady. I smile at you but
you roll your eyes at me, then, turn your head and whisper something to
your girl. Why you hatin'?

Ok... so maybe I'm a new employee and this is my first day at work. I
almost thought I would be the only sista in the joint until someone
introduced us to each other. I smile and extend my hand, happy to know
I won't be here alone. You smile and shake my hand but there's
insincerity in your eyes and your hand is limp. You seem guarded.

What's wrong Ma'?

Ok ...so maybe my man and I have been having problems. And since
you've been my best friend for years I confide in you that I think he's
cheating on me. You offer your support. Until I find out that he's
been cheating on me....with you! Why would you hurt me like that?

I found your knife, girl.....it's in my back!

As women we battle daily. We battle keeping our families together,
keeping our men happy and maintaining our presence in the workforce.
With all that battling going on why in the world should we have to
battle each other?

Now I'm not saying every sistah has a knife...but some of you
do....and you know who you are. Why is it that a woman can't get
her glamour on without you having a problem? Why can't I get a
blonde weave without you having something to say?
If I'm working myself to death in the office
trying to climb the corporate ladder...why am I suddenly a sellout?
If I leave the room for a minute why can't I trust you around my man?
Smiling in my face, but gossiping all my personal business behind
my back? You now have permission to consider yourself triflin'!

Inferiority Complex. It makes us feel that in order to be someone
special we have to put everyone else beneath us. Are we so insecure in
ourselves that we can't feel good until we pull someone else down?

There's something wrong here. We've come to envy those who've
accomplished in their lives what we've only dreamed of having for
ourselves. And when we fear we will never be able to get what we want
- we steal it.

There is a serious self-worth issue going on here. We're in a day and
age where we should be encouraging each other and holding each other
up.

Sisterhood should not end when Oprah goes off. Truth be told, there
will always be someone prettier, sexier, stronger, and smarter. I'm sorry
Boo - that's just the way it is. But that's ok.....just do you!

I don't care how good Beyonce' looks - if she walks into the same room
I'm in, it doesn't make me any less of the diva I already am! I love
admiring hairstyles...but there's no need to be jealous. Honey,
nowadays there's enough hair for err-body.

I have goals in life. There are things I strive to attain. Yet I seek out
successful sisters because they keep me motivated.

Life is so much more than who looks the best, who dresses the best and
who makes more money. So when you see your sister going for hers let
it inspire you .... To do you.

SPREAD THE WORD

Labels: Life issues

posted by LurLar @ 10:56 AM 12 comments

Wednesday, May 9, 2007

Top Ten bullshits I can't stand

I have lots of bullcraps i can't stand, but here are the most annoying ones:

1. Fake Ass People: mehn i hate when pple are not being real to me,they are so super sweet to u in ur face, but when u r not there, u dnt want want to know how bad dey av painted u, when i find out about dis lame ass pple, it makes it hard for me to trust anyone but me.

2. Liars: I know we all lie, but lying has degree, some pple r just to extreme dat dey come up to ur face, nd lie, nd dey freaking know in their guts that they are lieing. Nd u see dem,dey be like "I SWEAR TO GOD". How dare dem call GOD into their lying mouth. morrafuckers.

3. Drama: Some pple r just too freaking dramatic, dey act like dey r d most non-fuked up pple, but by the time u dig their shyt up, dey r so disgusting, nd way worse dan u r.

4. Snitches: Jeeeeeeeeez i cannot stand this crap!!!, You trust a friend,u tell dem some secret stuffs, nd by the time u find out, dey cannot freaking hold their lips together, nd by the time u know it, everybody knows, nd dey all up in ur buizness.Casting u out like u an outcast.

5. Arrogant People: Some pple are just too full of themselves, they act like they own the world, they expect u to say hi to dem first, dey expect u to be crawling on d floor while u greet dem(esp nigerians). This kinda pple are nothing but bull crap.

6. Call me Aunty or Uncle: OMG, Nigerians are so into this,for d pple dat r so into it, i dnt think dey will move on, without doing dis, I have fought with a lot of pple, nd kept malice with lots of pple over dis. Someone older dan u with two yrs, will expect u to be calling dem aunty or uncle, so dey can feel like YES, i own u. Damn i will rather have u go ur way nd i go my way, but still my parents had made me add dat to some pple's name, i wonder if dey had wanted it so bad, why can't dey change their name to aunty watever their name is,abi na me koba their life?

7. Wannabe: There are some pple, dat dnt just get it....lol. They wanna act so fly,nd gangsta,but in reality dey r just displaying how stupid,nd fuked up dey r.

8. Pple dat just can't say my name right: Have u ever been in a lecture room, nd d professor is destroying ur name like hell. I understand some pple that wants to learn how to pronouce it right, nd dey try better each time. I have had some lecturer, call my name nd she had dis disgusting look on her face,like say na shyt she dey chop...yeye woman. I had to pronounce in it in syllables for her, guess what? she still dnt wanna pronounce it right. I had to make up a nickname, nd i was like if u can't pronounce my name right just call me.......

9.Broken Promise:If u dnt love a girl or a guy,pls dnt make dem beleive u do,dnt lie to dem dat u love dem,nd u knw dat ur aim is just to get down low with dem, why not say dat upfront? For pple dat do it...dats fuked up. Guess what? there is something known as karma it's going to hunt u down at d least time u expect it. I also hate when pple say dey will do something,giving me all hope, nd assurance, nd by d time u know it, dey disapoint u. If u r not sure about doing something,dnt assure pple with it. Just say 50% chance, nd tell dem not to put their mind on it.

10.Nagging Pple: If u have seen pple nag, i bet u will understand what am talking about, nd if u haven't wait till u find one......lol.

Do u have bullcraps u can't stand? Share it........lol

Labels: Life issues

posted by LurLar @ 11:58 AM 12 comments

Sunday, April 22, 2007

Happy Earth's Day

I would not let this day go by,

Without wishing mother earth hapy birthday.

Even though people who are exisitng inside you are filled with all sort of nonsense.

Sometimes it feels like pple dnt appreciate u enuff.

I wonder maybe this is why u rebell back sometimes .

With Hurricane?

Tornado?

Tsunami?

Regardless we still can't do without you.

We just can't decide to go live in the sun, or moon.

Mother Earth, we still love u.

Plus some of us are trying to still preserve you well.

While some can't just help it, they just dnt know how to preserve u.

Cos we dnt want to witness or be a partaker, whenever you rebel.

Labels: Life issues

posted by LurLar @ 4:38 PM 2 comments

Monday, April 16, 2007

Virginia Tech Students

May all the 32 souls that died in Virginia Tech today rest in peace. may the good Lord heal the hearts of their loved ones. How can one wake up, nd plan to go take lectures, nd boom right there, they face their death. I can't imagine the pain they went through b4 they finally gave up the ghost. I can't imagine the people that wished they had one more chance to talk, love, or share with them everything they have. 32 souls died a painful death for no reason. Why? Why? Why? My heart will cont to grieve for them , their families, and all their loved ones, as long as i remember them.

Labels: Life issues

posted by LurLar @ 11:52 PM 3 comments

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Family Pressure

Family pressure is a pressure that i think is most common, some pple go thru it everyday, nd some pple are going through it, and they dont know. Family pressure comes in diff ways: Mother and daughter(most common), Father and son, sibilings pressure( u know how it is ), relatives that are always nosy, that can't help but complain about u. How do one get through this? Well one day i was having a conversation with one of my church members, and she was like, i wish your mom was my mom. I was stunned, and thought to myself, i had once wished someone's mom was my mom. Back to the main question. You just have to tough it out, and not let it get to the INNER you. Trust me i know it is hard, i have been there, and am still going through it, and i will still go through it in the future.

Labels: Life issues

posted by LurLar @ 7:58 PM 2 comments

About Me

Name: LurLar
Home: Boston, MA
About Me: I love being me, i love to hang with different kinda pple, cos i learn a lot from them, no matter what and who they are.
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